So, it’s finally time to do it again. This Holiday season, you’re going to have to make the trip at least once, and god help you, if you have to do it twice. But before you carry all that emotional baggage back “over the river and through the woods to grandmother’s house”, wouldn’t it be wise to pack a little something that would make it clear to everybody in Cincinnatti, Dayton, Columbus, or Gwelph, exactly why it is that you make the trek so infrequently?
Since staying away all of these years still hasn’t caused them to stop calling you “Herman” and finally start calling you “Claye”, why don’t you step your tactics up a notch? Accept the fact that the only difference they will ever see between your mullet and theirs, is the price you paid for it, even after waiting for the hot punk student with the fuchsia forelock at the Vidal Sassoon Academy. Yes, that’s right, this year the jig is up, so you might as well broadcast it. Pack the big guns, because it’s high time for all of them to accept the fact that . . .YOU ARE SO LA.
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I’m from Columbus and I can’t wait to get out of this place, so you hit that nail on the head. I will say that I’ve seen only about two mullets on the heads of Central Ohioans in all of my eighteen years of life. Give us a LITTLE credit, or I will have to kick your ass with my fashionable patent leather high heeled mary-janes.
Andrae we need to develop something to keep them from coming here. Our waitress quota is full in Hollywood, rent is through the roof cause these poor kids don’t know you are not suppose to pay $1100 for a studio, and traffic already sucks we don’t need anymore out of state plates causing jams beacause LA roads aren’t the same as the backwoods. Damn. How about something along the lines “Hollywood’s waitress quota is full go home” or “Just because you were popular in highschool doesn’t mean you will be in LA”.
I would *hella* buy that shirt if I wasn’t from NORCAL!!!bwahahaha
What about an extra large size for your big fans?
Well I live in Dayton, Ohio and see quite a few mullets. Andrae….how on Earth can I get an autographed photo of you for my mom’s 58th birthday? I loaned her my season 2 dvd’s and she absolutely fell in love with you. Even my father walks around imitating Tim Gunn saying “Where’s Andrae?”. You are a legend in their household. How about the autograph for my mom Cathy????
Andrae, when is your book coming out??
Are there any updates on the show you and Jamie are putting on in February?